Matthew Martin
| Sex | Male |
|---|---|
| Nationality | English |
| College | Exeter |
| Clubs | Blues and Centaurs, Exeter |
| Course | MSc Mathematical Modelling and Scientific Computing |
| School | Newsome High School, Huddersfield |
| Matriculation year | 2006 |
| Year retired | 2007 |
| Blues | 2006/07(Details) |
Biography
The team stash-man and all round screaming great northern chav, Matt is renowned for discussing both lads holidays (with James Doree). Matt likes having lots of shots, with the vast majority hitting unsuspecting defenders for some reason. Adept anywhere along the right-side of the pitch, Martin arrived from York with a classy footballing reputation, if a sub-standard degree.
Having impressed at trials 'M squared' has established himself in a regular berth in the Blues team this season. Matt seems to have developed an irrational complex about his giant, white thighs as the season has progressed. He now freely admits that the problem is getting out of hand and affecting his mental preparation on match days: 'All a can think 'bout before t'game is whether I'm gonna be left with t'little shorts out of t'kit bag or not 'cos they really chafe. I'm not right in me ed'.
MM also has a penchant for lash, gay bars and was once hit by a mini-bus after night out. Matt would love his middle name to be '&' and winds up the opposition by pinching their players during games.
